Artist Block Wine
Chill The F*ck Out Wine Handbag | '25 (Chilled) Pinot Noir
$185.00
Unit price perPinot Noir · Eola-Amity Hills AVA Willamette Valley Oregon · 2025 Vintage
- Moisture resistant interior
- Comes with a wine bag insert holding 1.5 L or 2 bottles worth of wine
- Wine stays fresh for 5 weeks once opened, up to 8 weeks if refrigerated
- 400 of each color made and then gone for good
- Wine bag is removable for refrigeration or normal bag use
- Best served slightly chilled
- Faux fur
- Strap included
Small Lot / Dundee Hills
Chill The F*ck Out Wine Handbag | '25 (Chilled) Pinot Noir
A statement handbag that holds and pours TWO FULL BOTTLES of ultra-premium Pinot Noir from Oregon's storied Witness Tree Vineyard.
All the beauty. None of the B.S.
The details
Pinot Noir · Eola-Amity Hills AVA Willamette Valley Oregon · 2025 Vintage
- Moisture resistant interior
- Comes with a wine bag insert holding 1.5 L or 2 bottles worth of wine
- Wine stays fresh for 5 weeks once opened, up to 8 weeks if refrigerated
- 400 of each color made and then gone for good
- Wine bag is removable for refrigeration or normal bag use
- Best served slightly chilled
- Faux fur
- Strap included
What you'll Actually taste
- 01 BRIGHT RED CHERRY
- 02 DRIED FLOWERS
- 03 CRANBERRY
- 04 LIGHT EARTHY MINERALITY
Serve chilled, around 55°F. Drinks best out and about, at a party, at outdoor gatherings, or a PTA meeting ;)
Our Standards
- ORGANICALLY FARMED FRUIT
- ZERO RESIDUAL SUGAR
- NO ADDITIVES / NO CHEMICALS
- DRY FARMED / HAND HARVESTED
EVERY BOTTLE IS FARMED BY HAND IN THE DUNDEE HILLS AND BOTTLED IN LIMITED RELEASE. NO SHORTCUTS, NO FILLER, NO EXCUSES. MEET OUR WINEMAKER.
FAQ
01Where do you ship?
Where do you ship?
We ship to most U.S. states where allowed by law. Shipping rates are calculated at checkout, and we offer flat-rate or free shipping on qualifying orders.
02How fast will it arrive?
How fast will it arrive?
Orders leave Dundee within 1-3 business days. Ground delivery typically lands in 2–5 business days on the West Coast, 4–7 nationwide.
03Can I order just the bag or just the wine?
Can I order just the bag or just the wine?
This wine was produced exclusively as a set. Every bag pairs perfectly with its own 1.5 Liters of delicious Pinot Noir.
04What if I don't like it?
What if I don't like it?
Tell us within 2 months. If a bottle is flawed or simply isn't for you, we'll replace it or refund it, no return shipping games.
05I got wine on my bag. How do I clean it?
I got wine on my bag. How do I clean it?
- Blot right away with a clean cloth. Don't rub, that pushes it deeper into the fur.
- Dampen a cloth with cold water and blot from the outside of the stain in.
- For red wine, mix a little dish soap with cold water and dab gently. White vinegar diluted with water also works well on faux fur.
- Let it air dry completely, away from direct heat. No dryer, no direct sun.
- Once dry, brush the fur gently with your fingers or a soft brush to fluff it back up.
- For a stain that's already set, a dry cleaner who handles faux fur is your best bet.
06Can it go in the fridge?
Can it go in the fridge?
The wine bag insert is removable and is recommended to be stored in the wine cooler or fridge.
07Obsessed. Can I get a refill?
Obsessed. Can I get a refill?
Refills are coming very soon of new wines. If you have a special request, we would love to hear from you! Please reach out to us at hello@artistblockwine.com